TITLE: And a 2 from the Canadian Judge
E-MAIL: eli @ popullus.net
RATING: PG
POSTED: April 29, 2004
SUMMARY: Leaping not always worth the good-looking part.
NOTES: Silly little drabble for the DS Flashfiction "dirty" challenge.
DISCLAIMER: Read

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"No, I'm not sorry I shoved you out here. We're lucky Inspector Thatcher has a head cold; if she got one whiff of--"

"Maybe next time when Ray and I shout that we have the assailant, and--"

"Oooh no, we're all quite aware of how selective that is."

"Fine, that nose on the far right did have her eye on you."

"You were. Very. But no matter how impressive the leap, you know as well as I that a perfumery is not the place for 'showing off your form.'"

"'Only wolf-scented wolves allowed in the Consulate' is a rule now."

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