TITLE: Hummus Isn't Going to Work
E-MAIL: eli @ popullus.net
RATING: PG
POSTED: May 30, 2003
NOTES: For the Farscape Friday "crossover" challenge. Blame this one on FX reruns of Buffy.

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"You're short. But it's a cute short."

He cocks an eyebrow. "You're gray."

"Yeah." She grins and leans in, like she's about to lick him.

He mirrors her tilt, backwards. "Looks good." Takes one step away. "I think I made a wrong turn."

"How can it be wrong when you're here?"

He sees, then feels the slinky twist that brings her back against him, takes a moment to consider the differences between red and white, and throws a faintly-panicked glance at the amused man who's walking away. "A little help?"

"Oh, no, you're on your own, kid. Play nice, Pip."

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